Michael Showalter and Michael Ian Black

Saturday night Elaina and I went to Emo's to watch Michael Showalter and Michael Ian Black's stand-up show! You may remember these two guys from The State on MTV (over 10 years ago), Wet Hot American Summer, Stella on Comedy Central, Ed, Reno 911, Best Week Ever, and Celebrity Poker Showdown.

This was the funniest comedy show I've ever seen, full of R-rated jokes and pictures. Michael Showalter showed us a picture of a '70's Porno Smurf, along with genitalia (seriously) and Michael Ian Black asked a couple in the audience if they've had anal sex. Holy crap it was funny. Keep an eye on these two guys, and go see their show if they go on tour again. Click here for Michael Showalter's website.

The Science of Sleep

Writer/director Michael Gondry's brainchild, "The Science of Sleep" (originally La Science des Reves) is a strong contender for one of the best movies I've ever seen. If you appreciated his direction in "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," you'll find this movie is not only more openly disoriented, but it also embraces its derangement. Starring Gael Garcia Bernal (Y tu Mama Tambien, The Motorcycle Diaries), the pace and simplicity of this film are a perfect balance, and makes you very aware of the nonsense of dreams (and reality).

Without giving anything away, I highly recommend that you see this movie. And let me know what you think!

No Time for Nothin'

Whoever said Business School is a huge time commitment was absolutely right. Each week I have had an assignment in two (and sometimes three) classes, each of which could easily take up my whole weekend. Having multiple grandiose assignments has been quite the challenge.

With that being said, I promise to call everyone who has left me voice messages the past few weeks. It may just take me three years to do it :)

3rd Quarter Updates

As we gently pass the halfway mark of 3rd quarter 2006, I thought I'd update everyone with the goings-on in our lives. I'd like to start off by saying the 3rd quarter started off well when we ran into Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey in downtown Austin a few weeks ago. We didn't have the guts to disturb their dinner together, but we did order drinks and stand at the bar for an hour staring at them.

Elaina got published in the Sept. '06 release of "Neuropharmacology" which is a prestigious journal that publishes high quality research within the discipline of neuroscience. The title of her paper is, "k-Opioid receptor modulation of accumbal dopamine concentration during operant ethanol self-administration," which obviously means "We got rats drunk until they passed out, then wrote the word 'BALLS' on their foreheads and took pictures." Very interesting research. Seriously though, this is a big accomplishment for her and we are very proud of her hard work. You can search for her on PubMed by clicking here:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?DB=pubmed

Also, she has finished her coursework and will spend the next 2-3 years focusing on her research. From an elated Elaina, "I never have to take another class in my life. Ever!"

I am working on my 4th week at my new job and am absolutely loving it. My role consists primarily of handling certain accounts that have purchased our software, to make sure their questions are answered and that they are fully trained. Good stuff. Also, I will soon be taking off a week of work for my MBA orientation, which officially kicks off the start of my 3 years of evening MBA classes. Many advanced apologies for not returning calls or emails.

Professor has gone about 5 weeks without using the bathroom in the house. Kudos to him for doing that. I guess the intervention really helped.
What we've learned: crate-training works.
What we haven't learned: how to keep him from jumping up on anything that moves.

That's all for the 3rd quarter '06 update!

King Kong Sucks

I'd like to start by saying we never wanted to see Peter Jackson's vomit of a remake, King Kong. However, my credit card company sent me the DVD as a free gift, and we took it as a sign to watch the movie and sell it if it sucks.

King Kong SUCKS.

I don't even know where to begin. Anyone who said this movie was "okay" must have watched a different movie--or was plain drunk. A movie over three hours should probably have three hours worth of material for it to be that long; King Kong could have been summarized in about 20 minutes, but dumbass P. Jackson decides to draw things out much, MUCH longer than anyone wants to watch.

This brings me to point #1: there is a scene where about eight (8) brontosauruses are running down a narrow path, running alongside some 30 "explorers" on this ancient "SKULL ISLAND." NONE of the explorers gets squooshed, even though it's terribly obvious nobody would live through this thing. The scene lasts for about 5 minutes too long and is completely unbelievable. The rest of the scenes in the jungle are even worse... they are chased, attacked, dropped, slammed, and flown, and barely anyone dies. Now I can suspend my disbelief like anyone else, but this was so ridiculous, I almost thought Peter Jackson was making fun of King Kong. Who would have thought this crap was a good idea?

Point #2: Peter Jackson knows how to make good actors seem like 10th grade drama students. You know it's bad when a 30 foot gorilla is the best actor in the whole movie.

I have many more points but don't want to think about this movie again. Please let me know if anyone out there thought this movie was worth watching. I'm so mad I wasted some three hours of my life on this movie.

Change is a Constant

From Eddie:

I have resigned from my position as a Product Manager at my current company, Milum Corporation. I will stay thru July 26th to help the transition, and will be starting with my new company, SkyList, on July 27th. My two years with Milum has been an incredible learning experience not only in sales/marketing but also in computer technology and software design. I am sad to say goodbye to such good people, but am very excited to work with a younger, more dynamic company.

SkyList was recently acquired by Datran Media in New York, NY, and has been continuing to grow steadily since its inception in 1996. My role will focus on post-sales customer accounts and helping them make a greater profit by better utilizing SkyList's flagship software, StormPost. This is a great opportunity and I look forward to more posts on my progress!

Update: SKYLIST Ranked Among Best Places to Work in Central Texas!

The Professor

Enter "The Professor"



Holy crap he's cute.



We rescued him from the Boston Terrier Rescue of Greater Houston. He is about one year old, and was sent to the rescue center with his brother, who was adopted the day before we picked up The Professor. He is a slight spazz until he has a few minutes to settle down. He's sleeping on my feet and snoring right now.

The most amazing part is that we have yet to hear him bark. We've seen him romp around with other dogs and even took him on a 3-hour car ride back to Austin, and he hasn't so much as whimpered. Smart dog = The Professor.

Click the link below to see a few videos we took with The Professor.
Professor Video 1
Professor Video 2
Professor Video 3
Professor Video 4